HE’S OFFENDED

Guy Woake’s Word Diary

2021

A funny story for an angry world.

“I am just ‘Me’ and ‘Me’ is a person I don’t judge or apologize for. We are all our own people, right? The only difference being, ‘YOU’ are amazing ‘YOU’, and ‘I’m’ amazing ‘ME’, aka ‘Guy’, identified by my biological ‘parents’ as ‘male’ before that concept was identified as meaningless.”

 

GUY WOAKE is a straight, white, cis male born into a racist, heteronormative, transphobic, patriarchal world. But all these things offend him and he’s trying his best to be better.

He’s 18 years old, a lonely fresher, studying Waste Water Recyclement at the Uni of Lakeside, Brighton. He misses his family. He misses his dog. He’s outraged by the state of the world, and he’s bored with recycling water.

“If you want to change stuff,” he tells himself, “you have to DO stuff.”

So he starts a blog, which he posts unflaggingly, to deafening silence … until the campus bullies catch sight of it, and for better and worse, Guy’s uneventful life is turned upside down.

 

You are the universe in ecstatic motion

Rumi

See it, Say it, Sorted

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An Intro to ‘Plogging’!!

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As a person, I believe in healthful exercise while also helping the environment so the ‘scandinavian’ pass time of ‘plogging’ is something I highly recommend! But even I have my limits!!!

Moonstruation

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I passionately believe in menstruation, or ‘moonsturation’ as I prefer to call it! And that’s why I support all those who menstruate, and that’s “women” also “men” (obviously) also other “living objects”, no offence. I want every moonstruater to have free tampons and that’s why I’m giving them for free! I support menstruation, no matter your ‘colour’ or ‘creed’. Also so as not to discriminate against those who do not ‘menstruate’ you can also use my tampons as a hanky or something else. Go have fun!!!!

Purchasing Tampons as ‘non’ Moonstruater

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Thank you Superdrug for this moment in time!

Learning to Love My Look

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Sometimes its hard to have self esteem as the people we are encouraged to ‘look up to’ often have perfect abs and pecs, and are super ‘cool’. If you want some simple, low cost style tips about getting a look that says, “just me” , watch my vid here!

Guy Cooks a Scrummy dish

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Having a ‘bit of fun’!! Only kidding!

Guy walks

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make toilets nice

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This is one of my ‘bugbears’. Mucky toilets are a reflection of an unjust society and should be outlawed, Toilets can be a much needed refuge for vulnerable people in need of a toilet of whatever gender and ethnicity they choose, therefore we should treat ‘public’ toilets with the respect we treat our own toilets at home. Let’s make toilets nice!

Meditation with Guy

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I got abit ‘carried away’ here as meditation is a very deep experience of spirituality, however I believe in sharing my truth regarding my feelings of vulnerabilities regarding my most innermost thoughts, so this is me, DEAL WITH IT, as they say, as I hope it helps!

Guy’s Top Ten Fav Peeps

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These are my fav people! Do you agree?
PS I apologise for the high number of ‘dead white males’ in this list but please note that Confuscius was not ‘white’ but probably Chinese. Also Stephen Hawkins was disabled and Nelson Mandella, though conventionally considered ‘male’ was also a person of colour. Thanks for listening!

Rosa Parkes
Caitlyn Jenner
Nelson Mandella
Che Guevara
Michelle Obama
Evita (as in the she-ro of the vintage film based on the real life freedom fighter!)
Confucius
Oprah Winfrey
Stephen Hawkins
Duchess Meghan of Sussex
Me as I love myself
Karl Marks

5 reasons why I’m Voting for Change – a party for young people

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SO COME ON YOUNG PEOPLE! CORBYN is no use as he is pro Brexit due being racist about people of the Jewish faith or tradition. Get your mum to find your National Insurance Number and VOTE CHANGE UK on the date of the election.

I am soon intending to register for my vote,therefore I URGE you to register for your vote. Also there may be a way round the ‘finding your National Insurance number’ situation which is off putting if your Mum has lost it due to marriage breakdown and alcohol related situations!
I have been very upset vis a vis politics of late. But now I have a “Home in the Clouds” As I have found people who beleive the same dream as and for YOUNG PEOPLE such as myself. CHANGE UK stands for:

  1. Staying normal about Europe
  2. Changing politics for the many but not the few!
  3. Not changing our passports just so there another colour!
  4. Fairness
  5. Not being racist